New Feature!! Weird Shit That You Find Around Your House

July 27, 2009 at 7:00 pm (New Features, Pictures, Random Images, Unusual, Weird Shit Around House) (, , , , , , , , , )

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I apologize for the graphic nature of my headline…but I needed to GRAB your attention!!

After lounging around the pool all weekend and reading the “Star” Magazine and “US Weekly”, I have decided that I will no longer be just a “blogger”.

No, no, no. I read the gossip about Ashley Olsen and how weird she is, by a source who WAS revealed. Revealed by himself, but still. And he wasn’t just some guy on the street, or some guy on the same plane, as it turns out, with a celebrity. He (I don’t remember the name) referred to himself as a Manhattan-Based Internet Personality.

So please, from now on, I am a “CHICAGO-Based Internet Personality.” That’s right. I’m a somebody. I’m a STAR! And here’s my first stellar post as an “Internet Personality”:

What the hell is this?? We found it on the floor in the utility room. No one knows what  or where it came from. But in the interest of world-wide celebrity, I thought of my adoring fans-to-be and put it here, for you, to speculate upon while basking in my fabulous, “personality”.

You are welcome.

It's flexible, plastic and rubbery feeling. It stretches if you pull it without breaking. Looks like it fits into something or around something like an inlay, but we couldn't find anything missing a rubbery 3-loop thingy. Mysterious. And Weird Shit!

It's flexible, plastic and rubbery feeling. It stretches if you pull it without breaking. Looks like it fits into something or around something, like an inlay, but we couldn't find anything missing a rubbery, 3-loop thingy. Mysterious. Weird Shit!

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