Pilfer isn’t just the word of the day, it’s a way of life!
Not for me, but for some, I’m sure.
This happened days and days ago but it’s still funny.
I received my uniforms (for school clinicals–nursing–just in case it’s been too long) in the mail, or UPS, or Fed Ex; some delivery system, and when the box arrived it had “Pilfer Proof” Tape on it. I kid you not.
I worked and managed a mailroom for, like, the last 10 years of my life, and I never saw this! I totally would have ordered it for my crew just cause it’s cool! And I would have used it on EVERYTHING!! I love it.
This is what it looks like:
That’s right. WARNING! You can just poke a giant hole in the side of this box and take all the crap out all day, but you WILL NOT bust through that tape!
I know what it’s for. My stuff was not tampered with or stolen and resealed, etc. etc., I get it. But that’s not as funny. My main goal in life is always end with a laugh. (Hopefully)
HA!
Ethen’s Train & Fire List
1. Crazy Train / Ozzy Osbourne
2. Morning Train (Nine To Five) / Sheena Easton
3. My Engine Is With You / Bush
4. Rock N Roll Train / AC/DC
5. That’s Alright / Fleetwood Mac
6. Downbound Train / Bruce Springsteen
7. Peace Train / Cat Stevens
8. A Train Not Running / Chris Knight
9. Nightrain / Guns N’ Roses
10. Machinehead / Bush
11. Fire Woman / The Cult
12. Light My Fire / The Doors
13. I’m On Fire / Bruce Springsteen
14. Fire And Ice / Pat Benatar
15. Through The Fire And Flames / Dragonforce
16. Settin’ The Woods On Fire / Johnny Burns
17. Rooms On Fire / Stevie Nicks
18. Fire / Jimi Hendrix
19. House Of Fire / Alice Cooper but sung by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
20. Wildfire / Michael Murphey
21. Crossfire / Stevie Ray Vaughn & Double Trouble
22. Paper In Fire / John Mellencamp
23. Play With Fire / The Rolling Stones
24. Fire Burning / Stevie Nicks
25. Ring Of Fire / Johnny Cash
26. She’s On Fire / Train
27. Sex On Fire / Kings Of Leon
28. All Fired Up / Pat Benatar
29. Come On Baby / Wakefield
just shy of pretty 