Big Fish News!
Before Kentucky. Catfish. 13 inches, 1-2 pounds (maybe). Monee Reservoir, Illinois.
In Kentucky. Catfish. 25 inches, 10 pounds. He is filleted (spelling ?) and sitting in our freezer waiting to be dinner.
The Curuse Maildeliver (The Curious Mailman)
TRANSLATION:
Once upon a time in a far far kingdom, there was a mailman who was very, very curious. He worked for the King. But one day the mailman was too curious.
One day the King asked the mailman (Wolfgang) to take a package to their enemy. The next day Wolfgang started out. When he was walking he was wondering what was in that package. A little while later he stopped for lunch. While he was eating he said, “I will just take a peak.” But what he didn’t know was that there was a bomb inside of it. He opened it and…BOOM!
The End
Not bad for a five minute story.
